When someone says "So tell me about yourself"

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You’re like: What do I say?

“Oh my God, Who am I?”

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I see a little silhouetto of a man

ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE 

Will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

Me!

Galileo,Galileo

Galileo,Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificooooooooooo

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basically me at school everyday
me:i hate all of you
me:stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me:holy fuck walk faster
me:get smarter idiot
me:maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
me:can I go home now?!
math test:a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests:The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"

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You’re like: What do I say?

“Oh my God, Who am I?”

this blog is epic

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